Interesting!

Chanced upon this while Surfing net during lunch. Yes, even lunch is in front of that idiotic com.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
BITE ME!

i don't understand the "bite me" part though.

one more:

Yesterday is history,
tml is a mystery,
today..
is a gift..
thats why its called the present

tata. 3 more hours, the HK album will be up. woo. in the meantime, work again.